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Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
I gonna get some spanky for my hangdown.
Uh oh we start sweating. I’m feeling good. Next thing I tell her is hanky panky spanky. She said what. I said hanky panky spanky bitch. She flips over and says do whatever you want daddy.
Damn that girl let me hanky panky spanky her ass last night.
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You know the guy. He gets everything right. He's reasonably clean. He eminates a slight homosexuality. He's Spanky. At his peak....he's so very spanky.
I swear to christ, if that little shit next to me raises his hand again, he'll die. He's so very spanky.
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Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:
"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.
Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?
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A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron
Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge
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