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A rather trampy looking female who wears clothing with as many rhinestones and sequins as humanly possible. This female is often a glowing orange color due to over tanning, heavily made over, and has pin straight hair. Sparkle sluts are known to dance on top of each other in order to gain the attention of males and are considered the dirtiest of all bar inhabitants. Although these loathsome ladies dress to be eye-catching, be warned! You may think you want to get in on that but the allure of a sparkle slut disappears completely overnight as her makeup and your alcohol wear off.
"Wow, look at those sparkle sluts."
"That's an awful thing to call somebody."
"They're dressed entirely in sequins and are making out with and grinding on top of eachother."
"Oh, good call. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole."
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The act of blowing your load on a girls face and before she can wipe it off you throw glitter all over your warm baby gravy. It dries and it reminds you of art class in kindergarten.
Hey James, I tried that sparkle shot idea of yours last night. The first part was easy, I painted that bitches face white, but then I sneezed when throwing the glitter and got it on the dog. I then chased the dog and tried a reverse sparkle shot (i.e. glitter first) but got tired and donkey punched the girlfriend before my wife got home.
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Modern-day bimbos who dress cute and wear glitter to attract attention. Within Burning Man culture, they play "vulnerable" and "submissive" and spread "love and light" to gain "gifts" and popularity points. They use their "sparkle" to avoid hard-labor. Causing problems is detrimental to their survival, so they avoid social tensions and trot away at the first signs of trouble. They get what they need from those around them so they don't like to rock the boat. They are not socially or politically oriented. They are followers not leaders.
How can you not love Lolly?? She's the perfect Sparkle Pony. She smiles and shines. She loves to hoop and spread love to everyone!
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The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".
Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.
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An attractive mixture of dark and grey hair on a gay man, similar to salt and pepper hair on an average straight man, but having the ability to animate sunlight and hypnotize your heart.
Matthew is such a hottie and he can rock his sparkle and pepper to fan my desire!
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A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.
They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.
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(N.) a boy who love an other boy. Mad in Love that he would die for him. He can't help but want to see the boy happy even though it kills him in side to see he is happy with some one els. His Heart belong to the boy and his mind is full of the boy. His soul was made for the boy and longs for the boy's soul to be to gather, his soul will keep falling for the boy's soul past eternal time. Through his life he will try to express his love in its entirety to the boy. RAWΠ―! <3
That boy is Markle Sparkle with Jordan!!! <3
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