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A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where a 700ml bottle of Jack Daniels and an entire pack of Benadryl or Diphenhydramine is added to the mixture of piss, shit, boogers, blood, earwax, cum, and other stuff inside the cone.
Some hooker gave me a Dyonisus Special the other day, I'll never be the same.
A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special
Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.
Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.
The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.
Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?
Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
A bullshit term car sellers use when they’re trying to scam someone by selling them their trashed car instead of sending it to the scrapyard.
Buyer: *Searching for cars on OfferUp*
Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. The front end is missing due to a high speed collision. Owes $500 in tags and I lost the pink slip. Easy fix, great deal! $15,000 price is firm.
A.K.A. Hell on Earth. Special education is designed for students with learning disabilities, physical disabilities and other special needs to have guidance throughout school. What special ed really does is take really smart good spirited kids and put them down and make them feel like shit. There’s a whole separate room for special ed kids called “resource room”. Which is the worst period of the day. All the “normal” kids walk by and stare at you to make things worse. If that isn’t embarrassing enough, no teacher takes anything you say into consideration and talks to you like you’re a preschooler. They think that just because you learn slower, that you’re stupid as hell. And if you decide you don’t want to be in special education anymore, you’re in for a rough battle. Teachers will fight you to stay in, to the point where you give up just because none of the idiots from your school listen to what you know is best for you. Want to have a stable social life with other kids in school? You can say goodbye to that thanks to being in special ed classes. Even other students think of you like you are a dumbass.
(Special Education)
Student: I need to get out of these special ed classes, they have no positive impact on my GPA.
School: Well we see why you might think that, but actually they do help you.
Student: Loses his/her shit and gets suspended
School: See, you need these classes for behavioral issues.
When a girl thinks that you are going to finger her using a common method (rocker, shocker, etc.), but instead you put all four fingers forcefully into the stink.
Dude, I was making out with Chloe last night, and I gave her some of the ol' Creel Special to finish her off.