A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.
Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.
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A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.
That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.
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Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo
Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.
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an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts
You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!
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One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.
My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.
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one who swings from butt trees
Hey you sphincter monkey, shut the fuck up.
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A shit so large, it rips one or more of the circular muscles in the anus on its way out. This usually causes bleeding and mild to intense discomfort.
Male 1 (In the restroom): Call an ambulance!
Male 2: Why?
Male 1: I just had a sphincter-buster! My anus is bleeding and I cant sit down!
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