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A person you can go to and talk about meaningless and stupid topics. Guys typically have to take the role of drama sponge for there girlfriends or wife.
Guy 1: Bro i went to a party last night, got really drunk, and now i am having problems with this girl.
Guy 2: You should probably talk to your drama sponge about this i don't really care.
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A person who, when a joke is told and doesn't hear it, still laughs to try and fit in and once this person is told the joke they constantly repeat it and piss off everyone around them.
"Jack Gallop is so annoying. What a Sponge Jack!"
a. To take (absorb) something that doesn't belong to you
b. Being an overall dead beat kinda like a bum on welfare, a leech to society if you will
c. take advantage of community items, (more than you should take)
you: blood! who drank all my half and half?
sponge ass: my bad bro I needed it for my protein shakes this last week
you: your such a sponge ass nigga go get your own goddam half and half before I smack you!
After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.
Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"
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A person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for "consumer".
"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK
the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.
guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
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Noun - To be #rude someone Adj - To copy someone Moral - DON’T BE A DAMP SPONGE
Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now