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Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.
We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.
Where a living thing can turn into a non living thing
The locker went through generation spontaneous when it turned into a hamster.
ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro
busting a surprisingly immediate nut
I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
The act of turning up unexpectedly
Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption
Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*