The act of committing spontaneous combustion.
Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.
Where a living thing can turn into a non living thing
The locker went through generation spontaneous when it turned into a hamster.
ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro
busting a surprisingly immediate nut
I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush
He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream
spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
The act of turning up unexpectedly
Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption
Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.
Let's be a bit spontaneous