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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 13, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 22, 2010


Spooge Dumpster

n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".

"I thought Jenny was sleeping with Tim, not David; she's such a spooge dumpster."

by FlannelMan 92 November 26, 2009


Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.

Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.

by Zuchinibut aka Mr. Incredible February 1, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge

A chick/dude whose totally bangin'

Also a synonym for cum

"Dawg did you see that chick, she's spooge on a stick!"

"I spooged all over her face last night"

by Jeff Zomberson December 29, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooge booth

A quarter booth where one can view pornography. Usually supplied with a stool, towels, and disgusting sperm odor. For the extremely skanky.

I can't believe he went into a spooge booth....fucking skank!

by JJFADS January 7, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spooge Loogie

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie

Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE

by e-rips October 8, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž