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spork

when yo spoonin wit yo gurl annd u pop a humongous boner turnin yo self into a spork instead of a spoon

yea bro, i was wit diamon spoonin, but dat ass made me spork as hell.

by rafael December 30, 2013

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who doesn’t like to suck peen in synchronization

Person 1- Yo look at the spork over there
Person 2- I know dude she such a pleb

by Big fella 123 March 6, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


spork

a mutated spoon

sporks are an abominaition to the spoon alliance

by im not giving my name to a stupid machine May 7, 2007

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


spork

Verb Form : to be sporked
Taken from the NOUN sporkmeaning a hybrid fork and spoon. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.

I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.

She was sporked about which car to buy. So she didn't buy anything.

by TonyD March 17, 2005

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


spork

1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.

2. slang, means prep

1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!

2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!

by chem*romance February 15, 2006

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Spork

To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner

The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.

That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.

This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.

by ab4224 December 2, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž