to be frigid or prude, in reference to a dry vagina
you'll never get with her, she's a squeaky tap
A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.
Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.
A fat bitch walking down the street.
Damn, that bitch is squeaky cheeze like a mother fucker! When she walks I can hear the fat clap!
When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead
I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time
When someone looks like they'd squeak like a dog toy because they look so greasy or use too much highlighter.
Alex Greenwald of Phantom Planet looks so squeaky in that picture.