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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris January 15, 2016


Pink Squish

A slang term for vagina. Not to be confused with vagene.

Freddy: Hey William what are you doing tonight?
William: I'm just gonna go home and get some pink squish.

by Pussydestroyer3001 May 27, 2018


squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fishโ€, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 19, 2020

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Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2010

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Squish Porn

when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it

"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."

by I <3 gay porn May 17, 2010

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squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž