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i have a wide stance

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

by Madmoses September 05, 2007


tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 07, 2007


Stance potato racing

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh

I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend

by Not an admin February 06, 2017


Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 February 22, 2011


Modified Ferris Power Stance

A stable and assertive stance used during direct laryngoscopy and intubation.

John assumed the Modified ferris power stance before picking up the endotracheal tube and preparing to intubate the patient.

by Succinylcholine August 24, 2011


Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 26, 2009


Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 20, 2021