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The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.
After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!
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A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.
"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."
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A god amongst men, his mighty bat can whack away any thot or cricket ball, his precious bowling arm can throughly fist any batsman with ease.
“Ben stokes had sex with my mother”
“You’re mother will have the next Jesus”
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A pattern of breathing where the respiration rates increase and then decrease followed by increasing periods of not breathing. When a person dies, this is the horrible sound of "last gasps"
I knew he was a gonner when i heard the cheyne stoking of the cunt
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is a jive turkey who loves smoking cigars and pole. Alex Stokes also is a gong show of a hockey player but smells like pure anal cavity
did you see that guy he smelt like Alex Stokes.
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A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.
'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.
"I live in Stoke-on-Trent."
"Oh, really? How come you can read/ write, then?"
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When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.
Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED
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