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a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.
After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!
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The act of flipping a stool over, sitting in between the legs, and rotating your hips. If done properly, this will result in the stool itself spinning with you on it. Much fun.
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a chair like object that runs away from you because it doesnt want someones ass in their face.
bob went to sit on the stool and it ran away like a runny stool!
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A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
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the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.
Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
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The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'
"Wow that was fast!"
"That's the worst case of Stool Runnings I've ever seen!"
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Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.
Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.
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