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1. A tattoo on the small of the back of a (usually) hot girl, visible peeking out from under her tight shirt, or plainly visible from a midriff-baring outfit.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars (see "stripper tattoo").
Check out that hot chick... woah, "stripper barcode", she'll eat you alive.
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Stripper shit is a catch-all phrase describing the physical, mental, and emotional games strippers play to extract more money from their regular customers.
Teresa promised to call me to set up a date for dinner, but I knew she wouldn't. It was just stripper shit.
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When a stripper has to do her duties on an old fat ugly smelly dude.
See that fat ass over there? If he got a stripper shed be in hell.
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(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.
(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.
(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.
(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!
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Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.
She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.
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Stripper Retirement; When a stripper reaches retirement age which, depending on her condition, can be anywhere after age 28 she will go out and get herself knocked up by the best, well meaning, horny, yet stupid man she can find. He will most likely have a solid job history, good income, and decent credit rating, but he will still be homely and stupid. After she pumps out her kid(s), she will leave the entertainment industry to sit at home, devour endless snacks, and collect child support checks and/or leach of any man stupid enough to support her. All this while she mostly ignores her kid(s) except to feed them grape drink or rice & beans. She will occasionally pawn them off on relatives, or send them out to play in traffic. They will forever be in and out of juvenile detention. This former stripper is set for the 18 years that her kid(s) allow her to suck child support out of her baby’s daddy. Years full of all day naps and useless daytime TV. She will be oblivious to the fact that in all likelihood she has created what will become more worthless, irresponsible, slovenly people who will do more to drain the economy than to support it.
Eventually, Helens boobs just got way too saggy and wrinkled for her to collect enough money to live from the desperate vatos at the titty bar, she finally found fat rich real estate broker to knock her up twice, pump out the two units in a row, and let her go into stripper retirement for the next 19 years. Too bad those kids will be eating beans and rice forever and grow up with daytime TV as the only parent.
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A woman that from a distance or in a dimly lit room, appears to be quite attractive. As she comes closer or the lights come up, it's discovered that her "hotness" is a result of copious amounts of make up. Upon closer inspection, the make up is covering up serious acne, a scar, an undesirable prison style tattoo or the fact that the woman in question, just isn't very attractive.
Eddie thought he landed himself a hottie at last call, but then realized she was stripper hot when the lights at the bar came on.
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