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A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.
Look at this suburban gay on grindr.
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An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
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the dictionary used by yuppies, with words such as "fetch" and "neato"
Trent, why dont you look up "neato" in the suburban dictionary, and give us the definition?
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1: A place that's full of students that think they're better than everyone else. The snobbiest school in the world. A school where everyone smokes weed and the girls suck dick in the halls.
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
1: Boy- You're such a slut
2: Girl- well duh I go to york suburban high school
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A recreational drug combination that consists of 2 different kinds of pharmaceutical drugs that are often interchanged with eachother. Drug users will often use this combo as the "downer" can counter some of the negative effects they may experience from the "upper" for a more pleasant high.
1 or more pharma grade "downer" such as...
• Benzodiazepines - Xanax, Klonopin, Valium
• Opioids / Opiates - Hydromorphone, Codeine, Morphine, Percocet
• Hypnotics - Ambien, Zopiclone, Lunesta (uncommon)
Mixed with 1 or more other pharma grade "upper" (with some exceptions)
• Amphetamines - Adderall, Vyvanse, Dexedrine
• Misc Stimulants - Methylphenidate, Large dose Caffeine, Cocaine
The name Suburban Speedball comes from the combo being popular for middle class & affluent drug users. Possibly due to pills being easy for wealthy people to obtain or a sense that the combo is more safe because it doesn't involve "hard" drugs like Heroin, Crack or Meth.
Ironically, Suburban Speedballs may be more dangerous than a traditional Speedball. Mixing pills, especially more than 2 can have a list of potential side effects & even side effects that have never been seen or known how to be effectivley treated when lots of different drugs are combined.
It's highly advised to avoid this combo, there can be fatal consequences easily if your not extremely knowledgeable about pharmacology & dosing. Users should always practice harm reduction if this is ever attempted.
Zach - "Hey homie! I just got my Klonopin script and Jill hooked me up with a few of her adderall. Wanna come do a "Suburban Speedball" with me and come pop 2, 30mg addy XR, a 1mg Klonopin and smoke a blunt while we clean the entire house and maybe go shopping lol."
Sasha - "We are ruining our bodies, minds and personal live's... But yes come get me, we getting lit lol"
Zach - already here. Took adderall already. Hurry I'm boerd, we should steam clean every part of the car, *tweaker rants*
At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
Another word for boom box. one of those old school boom boxes you see b-boys kicking it on the block with...well that was in the 80's ... now we disrupt suburbia with DA KABOOM BOX!! aka the suburban disrupter. they have to take batteries in order to disrupt the whole area up close and personal.
2: ..this suburban disrupter really pumps!
1: i could hear it downtown..
2: word.