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zombie problem

When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.

me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."

by billbobgeorgesamone August 2, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


99 Problems

to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jayโ€“Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.

guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"

guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."

guy 1: "nice!"

by boom boom b July 27, 2004

246๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


classy problem

A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.

Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.

Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.

by Kyle Rh. May 29, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


not my problem

A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.

Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."

by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

by OMonty May 12, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


is there an officer problem?

to be so shwayested when pulled over by the po po and mistakenly jumble up your words

excuse me, is there an officer problem?

by Double AYE July 16, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


girl problems

She's on her period

Girl: I'm in pain
Boy: what's wrong
Girl: girl problems

by 5sosfavfan February 14, 2015

41๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž