Suck My Ass

A WAY OVERUSED INTERNET MEME WHICH REALLY NEEDS TO STOP REALLY

Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...

Benji: lol suck my ass

Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.

Benji: ... suck my ass

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Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

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Suck my ass

Is the term used to inform a member of the community to expose their mouth for the entry of another persons ANUS!!

This can be quite enjoyable and is used for sexual purposes in the western world, while it is widely used for torture in the eastern world

Their are a wide range of ass sucking techniques such as hairy jaw, poo gob and tutti face

It is important for people to remember please do not use these techniques, unless you are in the guidance of an experienced ass sucker.

Uhhhhhhhh suck my ass baby..................yeah that's right lick the poo out

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suck my ass

something i would be saying to the haters.

suck my ass billy, your a confused 14 year old.

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suck my junk

Actual definition means to order oral sex boy to girl. However mostly used to tell someone to go away for show disagreement with a view or as a retaliation to an insult.

Jerry: 'Man you're a twat'
Keith: 'Suck my Junk'

Zack:'Suck my junk bitch'
Kelly:'Hell no Zack'

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suck my vagina

Touching my vagina (ew) lol. the word(s) explain it all, man.

cAn YoU nOt SuCk My VaGiNa It WaS a FuCkInG dUmB aSs JoKe BrUh!

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Suck My Cho

The final word to someone giving you shit! Refers to the act of cunilingus, eating pussy, muff diving, carpet munching or eating at the Y.

Suck my cho, you cheetos-eating-Springer-watching-bastard!

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