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Very, very strong rough cider, sometimes as much as 10% alcohol by volume - 8% is not uncommon. Can range in taste from innocuously fruity and bland to eye-wateringly sharp.
"What do you want ?"
"I'll have a pint of Bideford Brainblaster".
"Are you mad ? That stuff's suicider !"
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What we call killing yourself. People who commit this have probably had a horrible life and/or were depressed.
In loving memory of:
Kurt from Nirvana
Wayne Whittemore, my uncle, and more importantly, my mother's brother. We'll never forget you.
THIS IS TRUE. THIS TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS IN 2ND GRADE. NOW I AM IN 6TH. SHE WAS MY FRIEND, AND ALSO IN 2ND GRADE.
Suicide Talker=Sharon
Me=Jessica
Sharon: I'm gonna cut myself
Jessica: Why?
Sharon: No one likes me. I'll cut my eye open.
Jessica: That won't kill you!
Sharon: Then I'll stab all the way to my brain.
Sharon's mom is deaf, her sister is a druggy, and her brother is somewhere unknown. She lives with her grandparents. Her background reflects her actions. Luckily, because of me "tatling" on her to my mom and teacher, she is still alive today, unlike Wayne and Kurt...
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Somthing I'd do, despite the fact I know it's stupid, if I had the nerve.
Life's a bitch and then you die. Why not shorten th suffering?
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If you are thinking about it, please call 1-800-273-8255.
Don’t Commit Suicide
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A tasty pale brownish drink made by mixing together all of the available flavors of pop at a restaurant (except for water).
Although each suicide should be different, they all taste curiously similar.
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Guy one: hey didn’t Epstein commit suicide
Guy two: wtf no, Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself
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Dropping out of the middle of a race without seeing the wonderful things between there and the end.
My friend commited suicide and I miss him so.
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