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A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.
That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.
An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.
"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."
Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.
Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps
Ill give you a right obama's suprise
The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.
Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.
when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice
SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.