Sure Attack

The HUGE urge you have to yell the word "SURE" a million times when someone is telling u a bullshit story, fact, or anything unbelievable in general

steve was telling me about his crazy weekend in california with p-diddy and i almost had a full blown SURE attack

Sure, Jan.

A sentence used to sarcastically dismiss another person's obviously fictitious story.

It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.

In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.

Donald Trump:
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"

Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."

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Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.

Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.

Sure Mou

A reasuance to a statement, usually an amusing statement or a statement hard to believe

Friend: I got engaged yesterday

Me: Sure Mou

Sure, why not?

The way to end any and all conversations, discussions and arguments. The "whatever" of the new millennium.

Jane: "Do you think Obama is too thin to be the new President?"
Joe: "Sure, why not?"

Dan: "Hey, will you come and help me with some examples for this entry on Urban Dictionary?"
Leah: "Sure, why not?"

Dave: "Do you think that God, or perhaps even some higher spiritual power, does, actually exist?"
You: "Sure, why not?"

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sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.

Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.

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sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.

1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.

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