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When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.
Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
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Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.
Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.
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(Posh version for Posh people)
They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.
Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.
Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.
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what happens on nights when cake is eaten
Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery
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A surgery done illegally usually in motel rooms to remove organs to sell on the black market, or to just save money. The surgery is usually carried out by a eastern european with minimal training and leaves the patient with long term damage or complications.
I just saved two grand by having motel room surgery.
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A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.
Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
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They did a surgery on a grape
Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success
They did a surgery on a fucking grape
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They did a surgery on a grape
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