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"It's when you come out of nowhere."
A reference to the U.S. 2016 presidential campaign of Bernie Sanders, an "unlikely candidate"who performed above odds and expectations.
The reference was first made as a provocative punchline on Comedy Central's The Daily Show.
This dirty joke and definition is proudly dedicated in to the inspirational tale.
My girlfriend loves Surging Sanderses, but she gets pissed whenever I do it. Double standard, much?!
Bernie Sanders 2016
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(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.
Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...
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When you come out of nowhere to disappoint a woman
The guy I was with last night pulled a surging Sanders 30 seconds in.
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It's when you just cum out of nowhere.
Dammit Bill! I don't need another Surging Sanders!
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When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.
I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.
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When you cum out of nowhere.
First defined in The Daily Show - The Legend of Bernie Sanders
Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders.
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1. A term used by comedian Trevor Noah for politicians who are "grumpy as ten old men", good at singing, as well as being democratically socialist (socialist, but allows people to vote for who runs the labor camps). (kappa, just kidding)
2. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT), a leading voice (see definition 1) on income inequality and the evils of corporations.
1. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) was bitten by a radioactive senior citizen as a teenager, giving him the power to become a Surging Sanders.
2. Surging Sanders is running for president in 2016.
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