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An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning
When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy
Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”
A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,
Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"
Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.
"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."
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Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!
Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"
Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!
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