FLOOR SUSHI

when your chopsticks accidently fell to the floor

Ayyydin(example name): oh no, i dropped my chopsticks on the floor, i did a FLOOR SUSHI, oh no

sushi stan

sushi stan = A.R.M.Y

Hater: Did you see that sushi stan?
Another hater: Yes! Ugh she / he is so irritating!

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Sushi fog

An altered state of mind where the desire for sushi overwhelms all stimuli. The fog elevates one to a happy drowsy place where the only way to come back down is to give in to one's urge for sushi. Often precludes an all-you-can-eat sushi event and will peak after the meal only to slowly dissipate after.

If you suffer from the sushi fog and neglect to remedy the situation, excessive grumpiness, depression, negativity, aggressivity, despair and pain will follow.

As friends enter Odaki sushi.
"Sylvie, where is your bag?"
"My bag? Myyy bag? Ohhh my bag! I don't know."
Sylvie, under the influence of the sushi fog, walks in a trance out to the street wondering where she left it.

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Sushi Purgatory

The time of day, between 2 and 4 in the afternoon, where sushi restaurants are closed between lunch and dinner, making it excessively hard to find sushi.

We tried 4 different restaurants, but found ourselves trapped in sushi purgatory.

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Sushi Roll

when you find yourself wrapped up in your blanket so tight ur like a human sushi roll

me and my boyfriend cuddled up into a sushi roll

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Pulling a Sushi

A term used to describe inexplicable and repeated failure. First used by online players of Call of Duty 4 and 5 to describe an air or mortar strike that fails to kill any of the opposing team's players.

"I can't believe it, I'm pulling a sushi. I got passed over for my fourth promotion in six months."

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Sushi Boat

A Mitsubishi automobile. Coined from a scene in the King of the Hill episode "Unfortunate Son".

EUSTACE: Yeah it's the maroon Mitsubishi.
COTTON: Mitsubishi??? They made the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor! I ain't sellin' Hitler's canoe to no traitor.
EUSTACE: We had a verbal agreement.
COTTON: You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe. I'm a war hero! I killed fitty men, now hop in your sushi boat and git!

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