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Large quantities of pubic hair covering a bar of soap.
My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.
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1-Song used as a code to identify bisexual people
•Ask someone if they like sweater weather, if they say yes, they are bisexual!
(Some people don’t know about this code, so not everyone who says yes might be bi)
2-Sweater weather is also known as the Bisexual anthem.
•It’s not an official anthem, it’s taken as a bi joke, people call this song the bi anthem to joke around :)
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Person 1: “hey, do you listen to sweater weather?🙃“
Person 2: “yeah!😉“
Person 1: *now knows person 2 is bisexual*
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*someone plays the song sweater weather*
Bisexual person: “everyone, stand up to the anthem!😎”
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A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift of hairiness as it makes them unique. The term is not intended as an insult to those if Italian decent.
LeMort: Omg look at my Italian Sweater!
Girl: Omg so hot! I want to have your babies!
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From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
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A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.
On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.
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1. A hooded woven cotton sweat shirt popular amongst hippies and frat boys in the 1980s, often with the Corona beer logo printed on the front.
2. The top five cards off the deck, which must be beaten when only one player stays in in a drop or match-the-pot poker game. So named because five random cards are just as likely to beat you as the hand of a stupid hippie or frat boy. If a player loses to the Mexican sweater, then he must match the pot and the game continues.
Not so fast--you still have to beat the Mexican sweater.
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A sweater with stripes. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. The best time to wear one is all the time.
"What's that shirt called that Trevor Moore is always wearing, the black with the stripes?"
"That's a striped sweater. They became popular when Spongebob sang about them."
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