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A nickname for the Dutchman Thijs The Retard.
Hey have you seen that Swedish Stallions Giant hooves
when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet
my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him
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To have sex with someone while they're asleep
Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
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The Swedish Yodeler is when a guy spreads open his girlfriends vagina and screams/yodels something into it. He then procedes to press his ear to against the opening awaiting an echo similar to one received in a cave, mountain top, or gourge.
EX. Kevin gave his girlfriend a Swedish Yodeler but couldn't hear the echo cause of her loud mood music
EX. Miguel- Hey Anna, can i try the Swedish Yodeler on you.
Anna- Hell NO, go back and do it by yourself.
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to use the female vagina as a toilet
I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells
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When a man drops his handful of genitalia on an unsuspecting person's back, usually when the other person is bent over or lying down. Then the man must sing, "Borty, borty, borty!" like the Swedish Chef.
A fine gentleman is taking a romantic shower with his loving wife, when he "accidentally" drops his shampoo bottle. The wife does what any loving person would do: she picks it up. Then the man drops his balls and cock on her back and sings like the Swedish Chef, "Borty, borty, borty!" She has then been given her official Swedish Backpack.
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A delcious fruity red candy
Unless your named ben and live in new york. Then its a real fish.
Normal Perosn says," Get me some swedish fish to eat for the movie."
Ben says, " Did you see how fast that swedish fish swam?"
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