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learn·ing swerve
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noun: learning swerve; plural noun: learning swerves
the unpredictable and inconsistent rate of a person's progress, or lack thereof, in gaining experience or new skills.
"Nancy experienced a severe learning swerve when attempting to use the new version of her phone's OS."
A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.
Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.
This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
Slow, methodical curb-to-curb swerve popularized by the Houston rap scene.
Watch:
Mike Jones - Still Tippin'
Slim Thug - Wood Grain Wheel
Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz
Paul: "Yo! Do the Houston Swerve."
Rick: "You out your damn mind?"
Paul: "No..."
Rick: "This is a fucking '86 Astro!"
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To like the same sex. To be gay.
Guy 1: *asks anonymously on ask.fm* "What will you never do?"
Guy 2: swerve left...
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The codeword you use when you're walking with your boys and you spot a fine ass with a douchebag boyfriend.
Dude Jessica's So fucking hot but that guy she was with was a total swerve-bank.
Or
*one friend spots a hot girl with a douche and just utters "serve-bank" as they pass by*
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You’re in Swerve City when someone you are potentially interested swerved on you because of your obvious weirdness. Also can say “swerve city: population 1” cuz it’s a lonely place cuz you’re the only one there.
Friend 1: what happened with that girl?
Friend 2: I told her I worked at Burger King.
Friend 1: homie, you’re in swerve city: population 1.
Friend 2: *cries*