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a word of yorkshire decent, most commonly affected by yorkshire menfolk in their 56th year, this is a shortening of 'the', possibly due to problems encountered pronouncing 'the' correctly
"gown down t' pub"
note the 'tuh' sound is quite pronounced
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texting
guy: hey
guy2: L
guy: fuck you
___________________
guy: hello
guy2: t
guy: haha yes
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talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)
a.k.a. tits & ass
She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.
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A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
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The most unreliable, dirty, loud, inconvenient mass transportation system in North America. Boston runs abound with drunken college students every single night, yet the T stops running at 12:15 AM. Very smart. Green Line stops every 10 feet, Orange Line harbors muderers, Blue Line trains are older than your parents, and the Red Line... well just try getting an Alewife train at 11:50 PM.
Fuck, I missed class because of the T.
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