When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.
I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
a Blumpkin in an airplane
Mid-flight, Anthony felt the sudden urge to deficate whilst Brad felt the sudden urge to give the Tampa Bound Dinner a whirl.
One of the decent schools in tampa Florida, the football team is really good at some times and the teachers are okay not so much Mr. Stookey tho he’s the worst teacher there, everybody hates him . He doesn’t even know how to teach Physical Science, he honestly needs to retire. But overall it’s a decent school.
Aye you know ivan? Yes he went to Tampa bay tech high school
Putting an ice cube in someone’s anus.
Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
A place where smart men dance and learn about big pissers
wanna go to tampa prep, gotta have 4.2 gpa
A Coptic that is a hoe and also a slut and don’t know how to act right
That girl is a Coptic Tampa girl
When you do your significant other while simultaneously setting them on fire.
I gave her the Tampa Bae Devil Raze last night.