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Sent from the Gods, this magical tape will fix anything. If you can't fix it with duct tape your not using enough or you need some of the old WD40. It is the 119th element on the periodic table. It holds the universe together. If you ever see a racing car, look closely and you will see that it's main material is duct tape. Once you use duct tape for the first time it becomes a way of life that you can't leave behind. No sane person leaves their house without duct tape because it can be used for anything, including but not limited to: contraception, bottle openers, coats wallets, pencil cases, anything really.
The wing has fallen off the plane
Don't worry we can make a new one out of duct tape
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...And on the 8th day god created duct tape. No more information is needed
duct tape = duck tape = gods third hand
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Popular slang name for the widely viewed Access Hollywood Tape in which the 45th POTUS shamelessly brags about grabbing women’s pussies whenever he wants to because of his own wealth and fame.
Sure I’ve seen the Pussy Tape, innumerable times, and E. Jean Carroll has finally succeeded in forcing this lying old scumbag to have to pay to play.
Used to bind a person's hands and feet together
Used to tape a person's mouth closed
If you don't shut up and sit still, I'll get the duct tape and tie you up and gag you.
The solution to every problem.
If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.
A brand of tape which is useful for just about anything. Many people use it to reattach broken pieces of their car after an accident. Other people construct expensive items such as wallets, or (if you're like me) shoes, out of Duct Tape to avoid wasting huge amounts of money on the real thing.
Silver Duct Tape is classic, but red and blue are only slightly less awesome.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
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reason why so many people are becoming famous without having any ounce of talent
hey if you want to become famous, just make a sex tape with a celebrity.
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