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Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.
Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.
When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.
Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...
Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"
ellipses... FUCK YOU!
Tardis blue is the particular shade of blue from the T.A.R.D.I.S.(Doctor Who).
Person 1: What shade of blue are Misha's
eyes?
Person 2: They are a beautiful tardis blue.
Tardis blue is a specific shade of blue often used in Fanfictions.
Person 1: What color are Castiel's eyes?
Person 2: His eyes are tardis blue.
Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF
Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”
Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”
A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.
Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.
Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.
Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.
Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy