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One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.
Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.
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Person1: How's your strawberry tart?
Person2: The ticks are a bit off every now and then but I'll be fine.
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The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.
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The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.
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The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
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Code for "time out, I quit, no restarts"... to proclaim you won't do something
Friend's mother: "Someone take the trash out"
You: "Sharty tarts"