tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

Tatty Tights

tights worn by girls or women that make it seem that they have tattoos on their legs

Kid: "Hey miss"
Girl: "Yes?"
Kid: "I like the tattoos on your legs. Did they hurt?"
Girl: "These aren't tattoos, i'm just wearing my tatty tights today."
Kid: "Oh, okay."

meri tatti kha

it means eat my shit

meri tatti kha bro

fat tatties

Oversized females with full sleeve tattoos; commonly spotted at punk rock /metal music festivals.

Looking forward to the concert, but definitely not looking forward to the abundance of fat tatties in attendance.

flatty tatty

A way to call someone flat and ugly as in they have nothing to offer and they are annoying.

“why is bella such a flatty tatty?”

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tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

Or

Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.

This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

Or

Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!

Tattied up

Getting many or one tattoos somewhere on your body; someone signing your body usually in many different places.

"WHO HAS THE HOTTEST TATT? IS THAT YOU? ARE U TATT...TATT..TATTIED UP?"