let me teach you

some shit said by tesehki when she wanna fight someone

"whats up bitch put yo hands up let me teach you"

teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

Teaching Name

A name magically given to “all teachers when they graduate teaching school, actually their last name

“Do teachers call eachother by there teaching name or their first name?”

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

Tomorrow Teachings

A organisation thats dedicated to creating new and fun content to help teach morals to the masses. They typically operate on youtube but branch off to other apps in order to spread new loving messages to help improve the world.

Person 1
"Hey Tomorrow Teachings just uploaded a new video its Girl gets cheeks clapped while boyfriend fights war"
Person 2
"I cant wait to find what kind of inspirational message they will convey"

Teach

Colloquial way of referring to a female teacher in Jamaica.

Hey teach'. Can I drop the work off later?

Whagwan teach, you looking hot today, man!

Teach

A teach is a person who loves bdsm, has an obnoxious yet calm personality, has red hair, tall, drinks strawberry milk, kins the devil, has eyes that look like the void, has a pet ferret, very smart and enjoys psychological warfare. The particular teach I’m talking about plays the sims and tortures his sims, often neglecting their needs until the last minute and then supplying their said needs. He reads comic books and is a fan of the film industry. Sadist. Probably has a personality disorder. Listens to Set It Off and Taylor Swift

There are other types of teaches, but this is the standard teach. Not all teaches kin the devil, and not all of them have pet ferrets.

I tried to argue, but he’s such a fucking teach. He handcuffed me and told me he’s going to force me to watch CSI with him.