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A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.
Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.
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A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
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A suberb, 'soft' rock/pop/light new-wave group from the 80's. They are responsible for such hits like 'I Believe', 'Shout', and 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World', just to name a few. They're thoughtful, oftentimes introspective lyrics and (usually) talented singing and musical prowess helped set them at least a step above many of the bands in the 80's.
Easily one of the best 80's bands, whom just released a new album called Everybody Loves a Happy Ending.
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The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.
A car like that, is about as expensive has unicorn tears.
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"Man, I saw this girl take a huge facial in this porn, she had tons of white tears"
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The tears of a gypsy, which supposedly prevent AIDS. They usually come in little small, glass bottles.
Please capture that gypsy and get me her gypsy tears so I don't contract an STD!
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To raise hell. To kick ass and take names.
Gary was tearing it up in high school.
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