For teh lulz

The only reason anyone does anything

Person 1: Why did you did it?
Person 2: I did it for teh lulz.

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Teh lolz

Literally means "the 'laugh out louds.'" Basically a retarded way of saying "the laughs."

Comedians say jokes for the monies, but mainly for teh lolz.

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teh gay

Derived from the common mispelling of 'the'.

1. The non-existant malady that one cathces by being around homosexuals (males especially).

2. Term used mostly by those denegrating anti-homosexual positions of religious leaders and far-right wing politicians.

"Yo, John went to San Fransisco and caught 'teh gay'!"

"The Governor wants to prohibit homosexual couples from being foster kids? He must think they'll catch 'teh gay' or something! LOL!"

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teh Zuck

Modified from the popular term "teh suck" which defines a bad situation or circumstance. "teh zuck" is a focus term of a bad situation or circumstane surrounding Facebook or founder Mark Zuckerberg.

That Facebook interview at SXSW was teh Zuck. Beacon is teh Zuck

teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.

I wanna eat "teh salsa"

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teh interblags

The internet. The word comes from combining the words "internet" and "blogs."

A: Did you know that aliens just landed on the moon?
B: Yeah, I read about it on teh interblags.

teh pr0n

Literally 'the porn'.

Hey man, come over and scope teh pr0n with me!!!111 ^-^

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