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During foreplay, while a man is licking a woman's pussy, her period comes, the man accidentally inhales her menstruation blood, then in a coughing fit, the blood is sprayed all over the woman's body
No, they're not spots on my body, my boyfriend had a bad case of Tennessee Tuberculosis.
The act of ejaculating into a womans anus and then having said woman flatulate on a given area. i. e. face, chest, penis, stomach, ect.
A man is flirting with a young girl and decides to take her home and try the Tennessee Shotgun. He then cums up her rectum and she blows it upon his lovely face.
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The act of fucking your Cousin while in the back of your Fathers pickup truck while doing donuts in the parking lot of a abortion clinic.
Hey I heard Noah pulled Tennessee Twister with his Cousin.
Oh shit! I heard Sally and Jim jiim did that last week!
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A terrible new vehicle trend from the millennial country kids. You take a perfectly good 4x4 truck and then you jack the front up so the headlights are in the trees and the back of your truck resembles a dog with an itchy ass, rubbing across the carpet.
Usually seen with money sign stickers and witty phrases stuck on the windshield Ricky Bobby style, you'll hear this truck before you see it. Obnoxiously loud pipes and the top 40 hip hop (or Florida Georgia Line) are common amongst the tilted crowd.
Don't worry about going off road, these trucks are not made for anything but paved roads, despite the amount of camoflauge the driver is wearing.
Redneck gangster 1 "Hey beau, you seen Tom's new truck?"
Redneck gangster 2 "Yea son, I seent it struttin down by the tasty freeze last Tuesday, that Tennessee TilT his dad bought him looks clean as hell"
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Formed in 1960 as the Houston Oilers, they were one of the original members of the AFL, winning the league's first 2 championships in 1960 and 1961. After being good throughout the '60s, struggled until the late 1970s when Earl Campbell began to tear it up at runningback. In 1978 and 1979, they made the playoffs as a wild card team, advanced to the AFC title game, and were dismantled by the champion Steelers. Aquired Warren Moon to play quarterback and rattled off 7 straight playoff berths from 1987-93. However, interest in the Oilers was waning in Houston, especially after a dismal 1994. After the 1996 season, owner Bud Adams moved the team to Tennessee, first for a temporary year in Memphis (while a new stadium was under construction), and then to the permanent home of Nashville. Made the playoffs 4 out of 5 years from 1999-2003, losing the Super Bowl in 1999. In this game, the Titans were stopped inches short of the goal line on the last play of the game as they tried to tie the score. Have not made the playoffs since 2003 and are currently rebuilding.
"Time running out here in Super Bowl XXXIV. McNair drops back, the rush is coming, throws it across the middle to Dyson. Dyson is grabbed from behind, lunges to the goal line, but he is.....stopped short! He stretches but he will not cross the plain! And the Rams have won the championship! The Tennessee Titans come within 2 inches of a Super Bowl but cannot pull it off!"
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First you need an industrial fan, bust your nut into the fan and it will blow all over her face. At this point you empty a bag of chicken feathers into the fan and watch them stick all over her face. Tadaa, Tennessee Tornado.
She was seriously pissed when I gave her the Tennessee Tornado, this is how we roll in the South.
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The flagship campus of the University of Tennessee's 4 campus system has around 30,000 students and an endowment topping $1.1 billion. It is best known for it's historically dominant football program, and lately, for it's basketball program under head coach Bruce Pearl. The football stadium, Neyland Stadium, has been declared by Sports Illustrated as the #1 place in the world to watch a football game, and the basketball arena is the largest on-campus facility in the nation. The school is also known as a regular on Playboy's top 10 party schools.
Basically, UT is the balls, aside from being in a really bad city, Knoxville.
Dude, I wish I had never gone to the University of Florida, University of Tennessee is where it's at. What the fuck was I thinking?
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