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A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.
Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"
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Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.
Who wants to play table tennis with me?
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An act in which the male places his testicles on a girl's breast and then proceeds to bounce them off her chin. This is known as the serve. The balls then go to the other titty and a rally is started. The tennis match continues this way until either partner grows tired and then milkshakes are consumed.
"Hey Tabitha, are you up for a game of titty tennis? I promise I won't serve it too hard"
"My chin is still sore from the other day. Are those regulation size balls?"
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when your forearms and hands are incredibly tanned and your upper arms are totally pasty
usually from playing tennis
chris had a real bad case of tennis arm
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A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"
A tennis racket used by waluigi
1:wow waluigi has a tennis stick
2&3:racket BENNETT, racket.......
The act of Tennis Kissing is where one repeatedly kisses two people back and forth like in a game of Tennis. This generally promotes a threesome which happens soon afterwards.
Male1: That tall blonde tennis kissed Geordie and Jacob last night
Male2: Wow, did they have a threesome later?
Male1: Nah, they proceeded to spit on unsuspecting people while on the dance floor and lost track of the girl while doing so.
Tennis kissing saves lives