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tila tequila

Asian American former porn star who got laid for a position to become famous

tila tequila please suck my cock?, tila tequila let me fuck you raw!

by Amp Dott July 27, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tequila Sunrise

When a group of people drink all night until the next morning sunrise. If some one happens to pass out before the sunrise, when they awake, they must take an amount of shots equivalent to the amount of hours they were passed out.

A: "hey we were doing a tequila sunrise when billy passed out drunk"

B: "haha... How many shots did he have to do?"
A: "seven!!"

by So909Cal March 26, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


tequila dick

A drunk flaccid penis.

Nah I can't fuck her, I got tequila dick.

by MuralThaGod January 3, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tequila Texting

Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.

I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!

by KoolMoDug June 21, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tequila Worm

As introduced and defined by Super Jail, the Tequila Worm is a the Spanish Fly's mortal enemy. Even when they are crazy horny, the Spanish Fly knows that the Tequila Worm is a truly filthy, disgusting bitch.

Super Jail's example can be used even in modern life! Who's that nasty bitch down the street who answers the door in NOTHING but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? The Tequila Worm. Who's that skank who would hump someone for bus fare? The Tequila Worm. The filthy, gin-soaked man whore who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? The Tequila Worm.

Fly1: Hey.. Hey man, I need some. Any honeys nearby?

Fly2: No way man.. Only action around here is the Tequila Worm.

Tequila Worm: Hey boys, ride's only a quarter!

Flies: *vomit*

by Gorshinspew February 23, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tequila Bush

When one sexual partner pours a shot of tequila onto the others pubic hair, lights it and then licks the flames out.

I gave the wife a tequila bush last night, love the smell of tequila and singed bush.

by Trainline July 21, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.

Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.

by DaKoolA1dMan November 9, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž