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Where screwed and chopped music and swishahouse all originated. Befo a
N!ggA hate on texas listen to "They Don't Know" by Paul Wall and Mike Jones and until you know what they talkin bout shut da h3LL up.
"Texas is the home of the playas and pimps" (From Scarface Song)
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The biggest god forsaken shithole in the United States. Texas sucks, fuck you!
I would prefer to have herpes than live in Texas.
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Used in place of "texts" by urban youth.
Yea fo sho, I'll let you know as soon as she Texas me back.
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Texas, everything is big in Texas.
Spongebob: *turns into Texas* "Hey Patrick, guess what I am?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
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alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
“Food here in New York City sucks.. I wanna go back to Texas.”
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Spongebob: no, i’m texas!
Patrick: what’s the difference?
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- state of the ugly highways with old pavement, road works, low speedlimit and too many policemen
+ state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living
the only city i loved in texas was austin with its countless trees, nice river and congress building where i could walk around beside all the politicans and with no security around.
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