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A wrap used to cover one's balls so they don't hit your buddy in a 2 on 1.
Doc made sure to pack his nicest leather sack wrap for Vegas to ensure his big hairy balls didn't touch Matt in a rowdy double team.
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The act of putting on a condom and subsequently engaging in coitus with a female companion whose vajayjay's cleanliness is questionable. Said female would most likely be a drunken one night stand.
"Dude, see that girl?"
"Yeah"
"Pierced nipples"
"No way, how would you know such a thing Cornelious?"
"I wrap and slayed that ass last night"
"Get out of town"
"Scouts honor"
"You dog"
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When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
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A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.
Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night
Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS
Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times
Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire
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A grilled tortilla filled with hummus and (vegan) cheese - coined by Sarah Matheny (aka Mama Pea) of popular vegan food blog Peas and Thank You.
Mama is tired and starving and wants something fast and easy. (That's what she said.) Time to make a crack wrap.
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a person that is a complete loser or dork of some sort. that person basically blows all around.
Who invited that guy to the party? He's a complete Wrap Out!
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To stretch one's circadian rhythm, so it aligns with a normal daylight cycle, but having missed one period. Excessive stimulant use, severe jetlag, or working an unusual shift, can lead to "wrapping it around". Compare to weekend lag, which attempts to compress an already-stretched cycle, rather than stretch it further so that it aligns again.
I could try for a nap before the morning gets under way, but once I'm asleep I'll want to stay asleep. I think I'll just wrap it around, pass me another Dew.