Jewish trickery

The act of a jew preforming High class Trickery, which often involves money beeing stolen by the performing jew. Victims of Jewish Trickery often find themselves deprived of anything they owned before the act of the aforementioned Trickery. Agression is often linked with acts of Jewish Trickery as well as Depression.

David: did you see Joshua perform Jewish trickery on ellie?
Nancy: yes now her wallet, house and car are gone .
David: damn i hate Jews.

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Jewish Rowboat

1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.

Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).

"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"

"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"

"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)

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jewish swimming

Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can

Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”

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A Jewish Paycheck

A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.

Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.

Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck

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Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).

"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."

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Jewish Hotness

a hot jewish girl a triple-h(hot hebrew honey) also hebrew hotness

dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with jewish hotness

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Jewish Dilemma

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.

Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"

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