tan 45

use in place of the number 1. the tangent of 45 degrees is the equivalent of 1.

Mommy Dearest: How many scoops of mashed potatoes do you want?
CrackBaby: I'll have tan 45 scoops.

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Beer:45

Beer:45 is when the clock runs past Beer:30 and you're still at work, dying of thirst.

RING RING-Hello? "Hey guy its beer:30 meet us at the bar!" No its Beer:45 for me bro the bossman made me work late. "Oh man that's balls."

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45 mph

The optimal speed for hand jobs.

That girl went the full 45 mph with him.

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Colt 45

A shitty cheap malt liquor beverage normally purchased by black people.

Wow you nigger you just bought colt 45.

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2:45

The time when your girlfriend/wife wakes you up to have sexual intercourse. It is the 4:20 of sex.

*asleep*
Her: Hey wake up its 2:45 it's time to have sex.
Him: Yeah fucking buddy.

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Number 45

If you see what the 45th President of the USA did while you where away and you decide neither to use the name Donald or Trump for him becaue you think using the name Donald is insulting for all other Donald's in the world for example Donald Duck,

Look what 45 did yesterday? He is only 1 week inside the office he can't have destroyed everything .... Ohhh forgot its Number 45

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Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...

Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

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