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The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia!
Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?
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Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.
Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
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Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
It's hell if you have arachnophobia, and i just so happen to have arachnophobia. so i will never go to Australia EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE
A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.
australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
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"Australia isn't real"
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The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.
My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.