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A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.
At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"
"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"
when your battery is already so low when you get to school or by second class becuaes you have played games non stop from when you left your house to when you get to your second class
dude its only 8 o clock on a tuesday why do you have a gamers battery, do you like not do anything else but game?
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Usually referring to an African American person with bright blonde/ ginger colored hair.
Person: Have you heard that black people are starting to bleach their hair blonde?
Me: Yeah, I call them Duracell Battery
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Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.
When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.
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The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.
Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?
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AA, AAA, C, D, 9v are some common battery types, but there are no B type batteries. Maybe to avoid confusion with a stutter. pronounced BEBATTERIES (one word).
Made popular by comedian Demitri Martin
Do you have any B Batteries?
What kind?
B Batteries!
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