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Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)
Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
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Those that reside in canadia doon't cha knoow?
"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."
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Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.
Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"
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1.People who think that their beer is more potent than America's because somehow, 5% of 12 ounces is more in Canada.
2. People who are proud of their macro brew, rubbishy, factory beer.
3. People who are smug because they don't make the mistakes America does simply because of their inertia and inability to do anything important in the world.
4. People whose only claim to pride is sports and comedians....because those are really important.
American: you guys are proud of this beer? It takes like balls!
Canadian: Yes but its stronger than the stuff you guys have down here.
American: Well it says 5% on the can, last time I checked 5% of 12 ounces is equal 5% of 12 ounces.
Canadian: Yeah we use a different system in Canada though, so its more alcohol in a 5% beer.
American: That makes no sense.
Canadian: Doesn't have to, I'm a Canadian, eh?
(This is a conversation that I've actually had, well not the last line, but that's essentially what he said.)
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A citizen of Canada who is often absurdly obsessed with their U.S. neighbors to the South. Always claiming superiority whilst at the same time demonstrating almost child-like naivety about all things American.
Generally politically left leaning, a Canadian relies heavily on their government for healthcare, social services, and "thinking for them". Most Canadians live mediocre lower-middle class lives and have a good basic education.
World-class excellence only rarely emerges from Canadians, although world-class self righteousness is quite common. If you think of Canadians as movie critics, not movie makers you start to understand them.
"Canadian" is derogatory slang for any under-achiever with a chip on their shoulder and a misguided sense of blame.
Canadians brag about their rationed second rate healthcare system, while paying outrageous taxes to support it. (High Income Taxes, $40 bucks for a case of the beer they brag so much about, ~$4.50 US / gallon of gas, even though they are sitting on the largest reserves outside of the middle east, 13% sales tax on purchases).
Oh ya, you have "free" healthcare. C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S !!
They brag about multiculturalism, because they have no identity of their own. Being "not American" is a pretty sad self definition, and "hockey, beer, crappy healthcare, and donuts" does NOT qualify as a definition either.
Bragging about Canadian accomplishments is also naive considering the accomplishments of other developed countries would span volumes, not fit on a single sheet of paper.
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A total tosser with a false sense of superiority, covering up the niggling knowledge in the back of his or her mind that his or her nation is just the bitch of the USA. Canadians are often smug and sarcastic in their vain attempts to be witty and sophisticated, though helplessly failing as they are all just liberal red necks.
Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.
Fucking snooty stuck up Canadian.
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When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.
I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.
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