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the act of fucking a girl doggy style and lighting a cigarette, then spreading her ass cheeks and using her balloon knot as an ashtray
So I was having a cigarette last night when Jenna started blowing me and all of a sudden she bent over and I was hitting it from behind. All of a sudden I realized I had no where to ash my cigarette so I turned Jenna into a sexual chimney.
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the act of pleasuring your significant other and cleaning their colon at the same time. This is usually executed using an industrial strength pipe cleaners (these can be found at your local SuperWalmart).
"Dude how come you couldn't hang out last night?"
"Man I've been gettin the poop dick from my girlfriend every time we do anal, so I had to stay at the house and give her a good chimney sweeping."
"Oh, sweet."
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word used in chausers "canterbury tales" to define a rectum; anus; the very end of the human digestive system. also originally used several times in the bible to describe Christ's butthole.
after the last supper, Christ cleaned out his chocolate chimney, smelling up the outskirts of gethsemane and inviting mockery from the apostles.
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After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.
The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.
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Shoving one's fist up a man's ass, and then opening up the hand up. Like a 'Mary Poppins,' but to a man instead of to a woman.
The two gay guys took turns giving each other chimney sweeps.
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(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):
a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.
b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor
c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.
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Derogative term for black people who are abnormally dark, as an English chimney sweep would be
That chimney sweep Charlie Murphy is funny as hell
Yo, chimney sweep smile so i can see your ass; its too dark.
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