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A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.
Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!
Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
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"Omg is pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie he is god"
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a master of all things not on earth
a loser that failed to make things right
a massive robot of the old universe
GOD was once a dog that became a human
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A hypothetical mysterious being who has been imagined by mankind to solve the mystery of existence. god is a myth of many religions who lives in the skies hiding from Astronauts and does nothing to control bloodshed and injustice on his creations.
God said he will never be back again
(Noun)
1. (a) A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.
(b) (Capital G.) The unique Supreme Being worshiped by Jews, Christians, Muslims, and adherents of some similar faiths.
2. A person whose great skill, knowledge, or other impressive traits are believed to be supernatural.
3. A person, thing or activity treated with extreme devotion.
(Interjection)
4. (Capital G.) Used to express strong emotion, especially shock or amazement. Often preceded by "oh" and/or "my".
1. (a) The Norsemen believed in many gods.
(b) How God could have founded so many contradictory religions in his name is a mystery.
2. Dale Earnhardt is a god to some NASCAR fans.
3. The only god some people respect is the almighty dollar.
4. Oh God, I've just been shot!
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