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A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.
Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!
Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic
Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT
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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox
Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston
This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.
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An up and coming town in
Iowa filled with rich, stuck up assholes, dick-sucking whores, and cocky, arrogant guys.
Person A: "Damnit I hate Waukee, Iowa"
Person B" "So does everybody, man"
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If you havent been here for a Hawkeye game, or spent a weekend at the bars, you know nothing of it..... Iowa City has the biggest bar in the Big 10, and is renowned everywhere in the midwest. beware though, the 5-0 are a bunch of a$$holes, and because there's so much fun and underage drinking, they employ QUITE a force. If you're getting drunk downtown just remember to wear your sleeves long so they (cops) cant see your lack of wristband. Other than that there are 40,000 kids ready for whatever and Playboy Magazine nominated Burge Residential dorm the top 10 places to get laid in America in 95. if you can keep your head on straight and balance a lot of fun with hard work, you'll be 'A' okay.. if not... you'll probably drop out, but not before the best semester of your life....
blasted, f-ed up, smashed, herky, liberal iowa, homefront, Iowa City is the greatest place.... in the midwest
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iowa city were its okay to drink a lot but its better to be an alcoholic. with so many bars how can you not always be drunk. fac really come on that just means get drunk after class pass out for a few hours and wake up and do it up again. the magic bus...well need i say more... IC and be summed up as the greatest place ever. no hurricans can ever happen, and even if they did, we would probably all be too damn drunk to noice...well unless our beer wasnt cold.
dont knock it before you try it, you'll love it.
21 shots for you birthday..alright sweet
21 pitchers oh no those are gone get an other card what your on cared 25 and there are only 10 people drinking them dude alright new record.. iowa city is a beer drinkers heaven.
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This small towns holds a ton of fat-ass, sluty meth-heads. Worst education, and horrible service. You can't get anything helped here. And a total lack of shopping.
Wanna get high? Go to Malvern, Iowa!
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Stick a husk of corn into a girl's vagina and proceed to peel the husk off. Once it is off you eat the corn from the cob and then use it as a dildo. (Why this is funny, I'll never know.)
Last night i gave my girl an Iowa Cornhusker, now she has a disease.
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Pretty much the shit, Located in Iowa this town beats the living shit out of most other towns. Although boring at sometimes and filled with rednecks the awesome people make up for it.
Dude 1: Dude, you were in Greenfield Iowa and you didnt invite me?I hate you!
Dude 2: Yeah they were the shit!
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